The Big Ten West is perhaps America’s most horrifying and mind-numbing football division, which is why I love it deeply. You have six teams that are basically trying to do the exact same thing, which is of course throw the football 15 times per game (exclusively deep balls attempting to draw pass interference penalties that end up being arm punts) and have the best defense ever assembled by 11 white guys who would have been factory workers with three bedroom Tudors in better economic conditions…