Note: This list was originally constructed for the latest premium episode of Flipping The Field. I’m repurposing it for a story because I have nothing better to write about. It should be said here, as it is in the podcast, that there are no consistent criteria for this ranking. It’s based purely on vibes.

No. 1: Pete Thamel

Who could forget dear rat boy? Pete has fully ascended with the weight of ESPN behind him, completing his long-awaited evolution into a Schefter/Woj-style psycho since sha…