This was simply a preposterous weekend of games and it will be enormously difficult to get through all of them with the attention and time that they deserve. I will do my best to capture the absurdity of week 5, but I just want to begin by saying that this was everything we love about the sport. Blue blood slugfests, out-of-nowhere upsets with health-endangering field stormings, horrendous coaching leading to inexplicably close games, and incredibly competitive conference matchups. College footb…