I looked at Dark Sky—the most trustworthy weather app in the game—yesterday and saw this weekend will feature lows in the high 50’s. A shiver went down my spine. We only have to get through the next 48 days of August and football will finally be back.

OHIO STATE FANS ARE A LOT RICHER THAN ME

I don’t like attending Ohio State’s home football games. I went to my first game in over a decade last year, and I had fun despite the Buckeyes nuking the Spartans off the map by the end of the first quart…