Breakfast Kegger: Please Don’t Buy a $500 Suit from Express

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One. More. Day. We got off to a hot start last night with the Backyard Brawl and Penn State losing in West Lafayette; didn’t we, folks?
I love knowing there are thousands of Irish fans out there; high on their own supply. They haven’t seen their team beat Ohio State once in their lives and are in their little group chats talking about how Marcus Freeman and the Irish have something up their dastardly sleeves for the local team.
Keep tweeting, losers. I’m saving all of them to revisit midway thro…

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