I’m excited to announce a brand new venture from Meet at Midfield, which we’re tentatively calling Total Recall But For College Football. It has nothing to do with the movie, so you cannot sue us, and also you cannot be worried about the implication of what this venture will do to you when you authorize it.
Anyway, the plan is very simple. We’re going to go into your brain, only briefly, and implant a memory of Texas playing a watchable football game in the last 15 years. You’ll be the first per…