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Breakfast Kegger: Can We Hit the “Simulate” Button on Arkansas State?
JSN update, Matt Jones had a 102-degree temperature before Notre Dame, Ryan Day’s contract signed in blood, and more.
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Breakfast Kegger: Good God, Is That Butch Jones’ Music!?
A prognosis on JSN, stats confirm the Vegan Grandpa put a hurting on the Irish, Buckeyes owe Butch Jones an ass whipping, and more.
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The Autopsy: Notre Dame Still Hasn’t Beaten Ohio State Since Before World War II
It’s been 31,354 days since Notre Dame has beaten Ohio State in football.
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Game Day Breakfast Kegger: Get Dumped Then, Notre Dame
It’s a bad day to be a Fightin’ Irish.
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Breakfast Kegger: Please Don’t Buy a $500 Suit from Express
Express tries to pull a fast one on Ohio State fans, the Notre Dame game almost didn’t happen, Little Bar could be bulldozed, and more.
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Breakfast Kegger: You Can Thank Michigan for Notre Dame’s Existence
The Breakfast Kegger travels back in time to learn that we can thank a Michigan legend’s cowardice for the rise of Notre Dame as a national brand.
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Breakfast Kegger: I Smeared Leprechaun Blood on My Face Before Writing This Post
Bring on the shiftless Irish, Jack Harlow doesn’t know ball, Scott Frost is an all-time loser, and more.
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This One Weird Trick to Ohio State Football Games Has Oil Executives Furious!
This 200-year-old machine will have you parking mere yards from the Horseshoe’s fabled gates for free.
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Week Zero Breakfast Kegger: Get Dumped Then, Offseason!
What crimes did the Irish commit to be subjected to Pat Fitzgerald and Scott Frost?
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Breakfast Kegger: Whoever Heckled Ryan Day at the Grocery Store—It Worked
Props to the patriot who heckled Ryan Day, LeBron and Bronny could be on the sidelines against Notre Dame, High Street is getting a Chili’s, and more.