College football coaches are very rarely denizens of high fashion and aesthetics. That’s fine. Their job is to win football games, and their physical appearance has very little to do with their capacity for winning football games. If you were in the market for a plumber, you wouldn’t need a headshot portfolio to make your decision; the same can be said for college football coaches.
As such, this sport has seen something of a de-evolution in the styling of its coaches, modeling the shift in Ameri…