The Big Ten did not have the best weekend last week. Northwestern shit its pants against Southern Illinois, Nebraska got smacked around on a 49-0 run by Oklahoma, and Indiana only escaped from the clutches of Western Kentucky by the grace of some minor deity. Nonetheless, we must soldier on in our role as hapless rubes following our gloriously sundowning Midwestern conference in its role to get more money and prestige than ever before while also being less competent than ever. Truly, we are Joe …