Today is Queen Elizabeth II’s funeral, and to honor her reign, I’d like to offer these somber words to meet the moment:
Who cares? Fuck monarchies. Let’s talk ball.

EASTERN MICHIGAN CLAIMS A CAREER
Arizona State fans are certainly not in a period of mourning.
Herm Edwards is out at Arizona State. The ongoing NCAA investigation wasn’t enough to get him sacked, though; of course it wouldn’t be. Instead, a hilarious loss to Eastern Michigan did the trick. 
Eastern Michigan defeated the Sun Devils …