Breakfast Kegger: I Smeared Leprechaun Blood on My Face Before Writing This Post

AI-generated image of "Brutus Buckeye as Serial Killer"

I don’t give a damn what Gregory or his calendar say. The local team plays football in six days, meaning it’s September in Ohio.
See that header image? It’s AI-generated art for “Brutus Buckeye as a Serial Killer.” That’s exactly what I look like right now. Haters might say something like, “That’s what doing cocaine for 72 hours will do to a man.”
No, it’s what having Notre Dame as a Week 1 appetizer can do to a fan. For years I have asked for this. Please, give me the ostensible FIghtin’ Irish …

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