Yesterday, my brother-in-law watched a completely full keg fall off the back of a truck and he immediately pulled it out of the ditch, brought it home, and we’re tapping it before the game today.
If this absolute gift from God isn’t a good omen, I don’t know what is.
Michigan is fucked.

I’M DONE PRETENDING TO BE SCARED

Listen, I’m well aware that Michigan won this game last year and people are shell-shocked or whatever, but the amount of respect we’re giving this Wolverine team as a result ha…