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When I worked in construction—maybe this is in other professions, I don’t know—they had a saying about “Blind Friday.”
If you worked too hard on a single Friday every year, you would go blind. But you never knew which Friday it was, so it was best not to risk your health by working too hard on any of them.
It’s Blind Friday. Don’t risk it. The vampiric shareholders will still be there Monday waiting for their money.
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