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Breakfast Kegger: I Smeared Leprechaun Blood on My Face Before Writing This Post
Bring on the shiftless Irish, Jack Harlow doesn’t know ball, Scott Frost is an all-time loser, and more.
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2022 Michigan Football Preview: Defensive Line
Michigan’s two first-round edge rushers set the tone for a top-ten defense in 2021. While the three beefy boys on the interior project to be excellent, can U-M find suitable replacements at OLB?
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This One Weird Trick to Ohio State Football Games Has Oil Executives Furious!
This 200-year-old machine will have you parking mere yards from the Horseshoe’s fabled gates for free.
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2022 Michigan Football Position Preview: Offensive Skill Talent
Another hot, fresh set of Michigan position previews for you, this time centered around offensive skill talent. You’re allowed to be excited about them! It’s okay!
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Week Zero Breakfast Kegger: Get Dumped Then, Offseason!
What crimes did the Irish commit to be subjected to Pat Fitzgerald and Scott Frost?
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FBI Watchlist: Week Zero
Los Federales have their eyes all over college football. Here’s what they’re looking for in week zero.
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Breakfast Kegger: Brian Hartline Can Never Leave
We’re praying Brian Hartline never leaves, Justin Frye is here to fix Ohio State’s running game, and NFL scouts love Buckeye football.
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2022 Michigan Football Preview: Quarterback
Cade McNamara or J.J. McCarthy? J.J. McCarthy or Cade McNamara? Cade McNamara and J.J. McCarthy? J. Cade McCarthnamara? Please help, my brain is short-circuiting.
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Blue’s News: My Body is Ready for Four Games at Once
The quad-box finally comes to YouTube TV soon, Michigan’s athletic department continues to hide from their sins, and much more.
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Breakfast Kegger: America Has Excellent Gambling Taste
Ohio State is America’s Team this year, the Buckeyes will be versatile on defense, and Sonny Styles is very clearly going to play.