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Breakfast Kegger: A Picture’s Worth 17.5 Points
We remember Eddie George’s famous run against Note Dame and talk some trash about Marcus Freeman’s very clear lie.
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The Michigan Fan’s Week One Affirmations
Michigan besties, we are manifesting football abundance with six affirmations. Through the power of positive thinking, we’re gonna make it to Saturday.
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Breakfast Kegger: I Smeared Leprechaun Blood on My Face Before Writing This Post
Bring on the shiftless Irish, Jack Harlow doesn’t know ball, Scott Frost is an all-time loser, and more.
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2022 Michigan Football Preview: Defensive Line
Michigan’s two first-round edge rushers set the tone for a top-ten defense in 2021. While the three beefy boys on the interior project to be excellent, can U-M find suitable replacements at OLB?
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This One Weird Trick to Ohio State Football Games Has Oil Executives Furious!
This 200-year-old machine will have you parking mere yards from the Horseshoe’s fabled gates for free.
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2022 Michigan Football Position Preview: Offensive Skill Talent
Another hot, fresh set of Michigan position previews for you, this time centered around offensive skill talent. You’re allowed to be excited about them! It’s okay!
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Week Zero Breakfast Kegger: Get Dumped Then, Offseason!
What crimes did the Irish commit to be subjected to Pat Fitzgerald and Scott Frost?
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FBI Watchlist: Week Zero
Los Federales have their eyes all over college football. Here’s what they’re looking for in week zero.