The Local Team is playing in the College Football Playoff in two weeks, so naturally, we spent an hour and a half drudging up a four-year-old media beef, remembering Tate Martell’s prime moments, reliving some elementary school recess moments, discussing the World Cup, revealing our wine preferences, remembering grown men hating us as child sports fans, and not giving a shit that Ohio State has the top quarterback and wide receiver in the 2024 class.
This is what you pay for. Deal with it.

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