Friends, hello. I need to set a few things straight about Ryan’s Michigan preview. (Pause and read if you havent.) I need to address the elephant in the room.

I’ll preface with this: Ryan and I work as a yin and yang that keeps the site functional. While we’re both fine to piss in our own fanbases’ Wheaties from time to time – and have weird tattoos that conventional employers would describe as “We Really Don’t Think You Should Work Here” – our similarities end there. B1G_Ryan’s a cyberbully…