If you live in half the country that’s about to be kicked in the dick by old man frost this weekend, consider doing all your grocery shopping today. Humans are procrastinators by nature, and trust me—you want no part of Kroger after work on Thursday.
… Today is Early National Signing Day. Here are some themes to watch as some talented teens pick their collegiate destinations:

Four-star 2023 Indianapolis, Indiana defensive end Joshua Mickens is favored to pick Ohio State.
Five-star 2023 Belifl…