THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR

Alright, so fuck the global pandemic, the murder hornets, or the looming threat of World War III. This is how the world is really going to end.

It isn’t going to happen but an Ohio State-Michigan playoff game would be one of the deadliest events in the history of the Midwest. They’d have to declare martial law

— Patrick Mayhorn (@patrick_mayhorn) November 16, 2022

I don’t think anyone outside of the midwest can properly fathom just how much this would impact everyday life. The people in and around this rivalry don’t think of anything else for the six days leading up to the game, I don’t know…