“I think I’ve seen this porno before” is one of the 20 to 30 phrases that I apply to every situation in life. It’s one that applies today.
Here comes Wisconsin, the same team of the last 20 years save that one year they had Russell Wilson, the corniest QB of his generation.
You know the jokes. Their stout defense always surrenders 40+ points. Their NFL offensive line and running back truck their way to a season-low of 60 yards on 45 carries.
You know damn well you’re not as excited to play Wisc…