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Blue’s News: Mazi, Mr. Smith If You’re Nasty
Mazi Smith is a certified freak; Jim Harbaugh’s play variations are terminally Catholic; Billie Jean is not Aidan Hutchinson’s lover; and more. Happy Thursday to weirdos clamoring for Michigan news.
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Breakfast Kegger: Ohio State’s Average Football Ticket is $100 More Expensive Than Alabama’s
If you pay $412 to the Notre Dame game, you better be ready to die for the local team or sell your ticket to somebody who is.
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SEC… What’s that Stand for? Super Extra Cashless? Preview Part One
I am so fucking tired of Nick Saban.
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Michigan Football Preview: Penn State
Like Dora the Explorer on the search for… whatever she searches for, let’s head to the next stop on the map leading Michigan to The Game. Take a swig of a heated beer; it’s time to look at the challenges and potential lessons to learn during the Penn State game.
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Breakfast Kegger: Nothing Like the Preseason
Jim Knowles is saying all the right things to get us unreasonably optimistic about the 2022 season, and we’re totally fine with that.

