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Breakfast Kegger: Vegan Grandpa Murders Leprechaun
Jim Knowles killed Notre Dame, we all owe Tommy Eichenberg an apology, Mike Hall was absolutely dominant and more.
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Game Day Breakfast Kegger: Get Dumped Then, Notre Dame
It’s a bad day to be a Fightin’ Irish.
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Breakfast Kegger: Please Don’t Buy a $500 Suit from Express
Express tries to pull a fast one on Ohio State fans, the Notre Dame game almost didn’t happen, Little Bar could be bulldozed, and more.
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Breakfast Kegger: My Former QB Can Beat Up Your Former QB
Cardale Jones reclaims his throne as the King of Twitter beefs, Malik Zaire has some ill-advised trash talk, the new turf is good, and more.
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Breakfast Kegger: You Can Thank Michigan for Notre Dame’s Existence
The Breakfast Kegger travels back in time to learn that we can thank a Michigan legend’s cowardice for the rise of Notre Dame as a national brand.
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Breakfast Kegger: A Picture’s Worth 17.5 Points
We remember Eddie George’s famous run against Note Dame and talk some trash about Marcus Freeman’s very clear lie.
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Breakfast Kegger: I Smeared Leprechaun Blood on My Face Before Writing This Post
Bring on the shiftless Irish, Jack Harlow doesn’t know ball, Scott Frost is an all-time loser, and more.
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Week Zero Breakfast Kegger: Get Dumped Then, Offseason!
What crimes did the Irish commit to be subjected to Pat Fitzgerald and Scott Frost?
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Breakfast Kegger: Brian Hartline Can Never Leave
We’re praying Brian Hartline never leaves, Justin Frye is here to fix Ohio State’s running game, and NFL scouts love Buckeye football.
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Breakfast Kegger: Whoever Heckled Ryan Day at the Grocery Store—It Worked
Props to the patriot who heckled Ryan Day, LeBron and Bronny could be on the sidelines against Notre Dame, High Street is getting a Chili’s, and more.