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Breakfast Kegger: The Ducks Make First B1G Move
Oregon makes a B1G move, $50 will soon get you personal videos from your favorite Buckeye, Marcus Williamson robbed a woman, and more.
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Breakfast Kegger: B1G’s Billions, Baby!
Well… it happened. The Big Ten kicked ESPN to the curb nearly two decades after the network lowballed then-commissioner Jim Delaney. When Delaney walked away, ESPN said he was rolling the dice. “Consider them rolled,” Delaney said in one of the most iconic one-liners in sports history.
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Breakfast Kegger: Evan Pryor Says He Should Be the Least of Notre Dame Fans’ Concerns
Evan Pryor dunks on a Notre Dame weirdo, the defensive line’s alpha dog, and a couple caught fornicating on the Ferris Wheel at Cedar Point, and more.
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Breakfast Kegger: The Vegan Grandpa Adapts to His Tools
Happy trails to BUCKEYEMAN, the vegan grandpa adapts to his tools, Notre Dame names its starting QB and gets a boost at receiver, and more.
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Breakfast Kegger: Ohio State’s Average Football Ticket is $100 More Expensive Than Alabama’s
If you pay $412 to the Notre Dame game, you better be ready to die for the local team or sell your ticket to somebody who is.
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Breakfast Kegger: Ohio State is Ranked Too Damn High!
The Breakfast Kegger is once again asking collegiate football pollsters of all levels to please stop respecting the Buckeyes.
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Breakfast Kegger: Ohio State Moved a Kicker to Cornerback for Some Reason
Ohio State opens fall camp, there’s a kicker playing cornerback, Mel Tucker sells his fans “NFTucks,” and more.
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Breakfast Kegger: Ohio State’s Paypigs Better Ante Up
The centrists and the militants need to combine forces and place the blame for our recent recruiting woes directly where they belong: At the child-sized feet of Brian Schottenstein.
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Breakfast Kegger: Back into the Mud
The Breakfast Kegger is a new morning feature for Ohio State fans that would follow General Sherman to the gates of Hell, but who are still intellectually curious enough to admit Brutus Buckeye’s alibi in Dallas on November 22, 1963, doesn’t hold water, or that Michigan alumnus and famed mathematician Ted Kaczynski was 100% right…