The Autopsy: Ohio State Fans Indeed Had Seen That Porno Before

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For four hours Saturday night, Brutus Buckeye beat Buckeye Badger in a way that usually warrants a BDSM tag on Pornhub. Ohio State easily covered the line that had moved to (-19) before the game, 52-21, while almost hitting the over of 56 points itself.
The Buckeyes delivered the result without its No. 1 wide receiver in Jaxon Smith-Njigba and starting cornerbacks Denzel Burke and Cameron Brown. (Head coach Ryan Day said after the game that he didn’t expect Burke’s and Brown’s injuries to be “lo…

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