We’ve made it. We’re here. Week one is upon us.
Instead of the standard-issue Blue’s News, I have chosen instead to provide you with a set of affirmations meant to emotionally and spiritually calibrate yourself for week one.
Imagine them in the style of those affirmation memes – specifically the U-M ones. Say them with your daily meditation or while you’re doing computer science or something. (I generally assume if you are a Michigan fan, you are a huge nerd.)

First, take a deep, cleansing br…