I assume there’s some sort of Anti-Italian Discrimination Hotline, and that Greg Schiano is angrily calling one of several New Jersey numbers. Surely what Michigan did to Rutgers on Saturday evening – a 52-17 beatdown in Piscataway – counts as some kind of affront to the Italian people. 
For this review, we’re trying a different format. I don’t want to keep using the uninspired subheading “Five Things,” because I want you all to think I’m a good writer. Instead, I’ll give you some water-coo…