Breakfast Kegger: Let the Ennui Flow

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Folks,
When I roleplayed as an apprentice electrician for six months, I once famously texted my foreman at 4:30 in the morning minutes after waking up.
“Name,” the text began, “I’m not going to lie to you, brother. I got totally fucked up after yesterday’s Browns win, and I’m not going to make it to work today.”
Foremen never like when you call off. But I had never missed any other work, and he said that he respected that I had at least been honest why I called off instead of giving some bullshi…

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