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Breakfast Kegger: Evan Pryor Says He Should Be the Least of Notre Dame Fans’ Concerns
Evan Pryor dunks on a Notre Dame weirdo, the defensive line’s alpha dog, and a couple caught fornicating on the Ferris Wheel at Cedar Point, and more.
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Conference Previews: Oh no, the Big Ten West sucks again
The Big Ten West is going to fucking suck again, but I mostly like Illinois and Iowa, at least. It’s something!
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Michigan Football Preview: Michigan State
Previewing Michigan’s matchup against the Spartans will provide fans the final set of clues needed to contextualize The Game. I’ll highlight the challenges the Spartans offer this Wolverines squad first, before honing in on what we’ll learn about the team on Halloweekend.
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Breakfast Kegger: C.J. Stroud is the Latest Best Quarterback in Program History
In what’s becoming a regular occurrence at Ohio State, the Buckeyes’ current starting quarterback might just be the best in program history.
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High Street Freaks: How to Use the Transfer Portal Correctly
We break down how the Buckeyes are using the transfer portal, discuss why Ohio State’s captains aren’t the best players, and review Urban Meyer’s book.
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Blue’s News: Michigan’s SportsCenter Takeover
Kent Johnson teaches the Czech Republic never to leave a Michigan Wolverine alone with the puck behind the net. Also: 2023 football recruiting gains steam.
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Breakfast Kegger: The Vegan Grandpa Adapts to His Tools
Happy trails to BUCKEYEMAN, the vegan grandpa adapts to his tools, Notre Dame names its starting QB and gets a boost at receiver, and more.
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Breakfast Kegger: Betting on the Bucks!
Betting on the Buckeyes, a look at what Ohio State’s turf looked like at the end of last year, why defensive backs wear visors in practice, and more.
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SEC? What’s that Stand for… Sucking Except for Crimson (Tide)? Preview Part Two
It’s time for Kirby Smart to run it back and fail miserably in America’s most profoundly boring football division.
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Breakfast Kegger: Would You Watch Another Fake Ohio State Football Game?
Ryan Day discussed the possibility of playing some sort of offseason exhibition game and no honest Buckeye fan can say they wouldn’t watch.