A life of commitment to a bad college football program is among the noblest undertakings a sports fan can embark upon. Unlike the professional ranks of every major American sport, college athletics – specifically college football – offers no guarantee of parity. The worst teams are not given ample opportunities to revamp their foundation through an annual draft, nor are they offered any significant financial relief to keep pace with the sport’s respective Joneses.
Barring divine intervention, be…