Breakfast Kegger: Get Dumped Then, Northwestern!

Ohio State fan putting a nerd in a trashcan

Northwestern football is infuriating as a concept. Chicago is the crown city of the Midwest and yet were got stuck with a bunch of private school crackers in Evanston.
It’s honestly embarrassing they’re this bad despite being 12 miles from downtown Chicago. I’m sure one of the 15 Wildcat fans attending today’s game would say it’s because their academics are too prestigious to attract the kind of dumb-asses needed to win a national championship.
They better not try it. I remember when I was in 8…

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