Breakfast Kegger: Ryan Day Will Pay Your Petty Fine and Recruit a Generational QB Anyway, Thanks

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I am thankful that Ohio State won’t play Penn State under the lights in Happy Valley on Saturday. Doing that on Halloween weekend would have been too spooky for my liking.
But don’t sleep on a noon game, either. I can only guarantee one of their fans will pull the fire alarm at the team hotel in the early hours of the morning. The Buckeyes will be easy to find, too, since there’s only one hotel in Happy Valley. They’ll also have to contend with doing walk-throughs in a parking lot.
I’m cautiousl…

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