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Breakfast Kegger: Jason Candle Grovels for Toledoans to Root for the Rockets
Which one of you depraved perverts bought the ugly six-foot Brutus Buckeye statue from the abandoned Max & Erma’s?
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Breakfast Kegger: We Tryna Get Turnt With Mike
Mike Hall’s emergence came out of nowhere, Ryan Day knows what the standard is, Chip Trayanum is returning kicks, and more.
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Breakfast Kegger: Won’t Somebody Think of the Worst Case Scenario?
Ryan Day shouldn’t play JSN against Toledo if he’s not 100 percent. And even then, that’s pushing it.
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Breakfast Kegger: Why Not Play Every Game at Night?
Night games are better than day games, Marvin Harrison Jr. gets some heavy praise, and Dallas Gant has no hard feelings.
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Breakfast Kegger: What Them Cyclones Did For Me
The Breakfeast Kegger thanks Iowa State for a cosmic wind before diving into the hilarious weekend of CFB that was.
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Breakfast Kegger: Get Dumped Then, Arkansas State
It’s a bad day to be a Red Wolf.
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Breakfast Kegger: Ohio State Just Shits Out More Receivers
Emeka Egbuka is ready for round two, TreVeyon Henderson has always been this good, and Tommy Eichenberg gets some recognition.
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Breakfast Kegger: Can We Hit the “Simulate” Button on Arkansas State?
JSN update, Matt Jones had a 102-degree temperature before Notre Dame, Ryan Day’s contract signed in blood, and more.
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Breakfast Kegger: Finally, The Disrespect We Deserve!
The pollsters finally give Ohio State adequate disrespect, Ryan Day tries to convince us the next game is real, and C.J. Stroud’s brain works very quickly.
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Breakfast Kegger: Good God, Is That Butch Jones’ Music!?
A prognosis on JSN, stats confirm the Vegan Grandpa put a hurting on the Irish, Buckeyes owe Butch Jones an ass whipping, and more.