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Breakfast Kegger: The Death Star is Fully Operational
Ohio State’s offense is a death machine again, Jaxon Smith-Njigba fixed the offense just by existing, and Dallan Hayden is very good.
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The Autopsy: Why Isn’t Every Game That Easy!?
The Toledo Rockets crashed like Elon Musk designed them.
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Breakfast Kegger: Get Dumped Then, Toledo Rockets
It’s a bad day to be a Toledo Rocket.
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Wanted: Toledo Rockets
The Toledo Rockets are coming to town for Ohio State’s second-straight cupcake game. But there’s still plenty to break down.
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Breakfast Kegger: Jason Candle Grovels for Toledoans to Root for the Rockets
Which one of you depraved perverts bought the ugly six-foot Brutus Buckeye statue from the abandoned Max & Erma’s?
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High Street Freak Premium: Blow Up the Rockets
We’re talking Toledo and Arkansas State. Come hang out!
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Breakfast Kegger: We Tryna Get Turnt With Mike
Mike Hall’s emergence came out of nowhere, Ryan Day knows what the standard is, Chip Trayanum is returning kicks, and more.
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Breakfast Kegger: Won’t Somebody Think of the Worst Case Scenario?
Ryan Day shouldn’t play JSN against Toledo if he’s not 100 percent. And even then, that’s pushing it.
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Breakfast Kegger: Why Not Play Every Game at Night?
Night games are better than day games, Marvin Harrison Jr. gets some heavy praise, and Dallas Gant has no hard feelings.
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Breakfast Kegger: What Them Cyclones Did For Me
The Breakfeast Kegger thanks Iowa State for a cosmic wind before diving into the hilarious weekend of CFB that was.