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Who actually sucks the most in the B1G?
The bottom of the B1G is gray, unexceptional shlock and should be derided nationally. I will help you make those arguments.
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2023 B1G Preview: Illinois, Purdue, Northwestern
Can Illinois reprise its excellent defense and have another successful season this fall? What does Ryan Walters mean to Purdue? Will Northwestern be the worst P5 team we have ever seen?
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HOT BOARD: Who Follows Pat Fitzgerald At Northwestern
Northwestern needs a new coach after Pat Fitzgerald’s shocking ouster. Who fits the billing to take over in Evanston?
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Conference Previews: Oh no, the Big Ten West sucks again
The Big Ten West is going to fucking suck again, but I mostly like Illinois and Iowa, at least. It’s something!
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2022 Big Ten Position Rankings: Tight End
“Caring about this position” is a huge factor, even in the meat-loving Big Ten. Who prioritizes the tight end? The B1G West — and Michigan.
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Marking Time: A Northwestern Football Preview
Northwestern is on the clock. It only has so many licks left on the lollipop. Whether it’s 10 years or 20 years or 30 years, this ride feels sure to end. And thus years spent without ambitions hurt doubly.
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2022 Big Ten Position Rankings: Wide Receiver
Ohio State’s five-star receiver factory is far and away atop the Big Ten. Can Michigan, Penn State, and Maryland close the gap?
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2022 Big Ten Position Rankings: Offensive Line
Michigan and Ohio State have the hogs up front. Can any other Big Ten offensive line match up?
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2022 Big Ten Position Rankings: Running Back
The usual suspects lead the way, but who fills in behind the trio of Michigan, Ohio State and Wisconsin?
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2022 Big Ten Position Rankings: Quarterback
The Bucket Problem’s Thicc Stauskas ranks the Big Ten’s QB situations from the bottom (yikes, Northwestern) to the top (yup, it’s Ohio State.)