We here at Meet at Midfield know you’re bogged down by capitalism. Endless, nightmarish consumerism greets you in the morning and tucks you to bed at night. Brands try to force their way into organic conversations, blurring the lines of the human and their consumption.
Will it ever end? Probably not, which is why we’re trying to make the best of it. Your gift guide author wanted to use this space to expand on why capitalism can never be “human” or “ethical” if the wealthy hoard profits for themselves and deny workers control of the means of production, but the guy in the duck blind outside my house isn’t too pleased with that idea. So, here are some gift ideas from our family to yours.
We get nothing if you click on these links and honestly, maybe don’t. If you stick through the entire post, though, we have a nice surprise for you.
For The Gambler:
- The GoWild! Pass from Frontier Airlines
Perfect for getting you out to Titty Island to party with Bret Bielema. You’ll lose your bags and the plane might fall apart, but shit, it’s only $800. We can’t send you any links for illicit substances, but Ryan probably knows a guy.
For the Incessant Poster:
We have one on hand at company HQ. We love its ease of use, form and function. Why do we have this? Don’t worry about it!
For the Michigan War Dad:
We know Michigan fans still have VHS recordings of their favorite History Channel shows – before they sold out to all that alien shit. Come on now. It’s safe to assume the preeminent war historian in your life would love the classic PBS documentary in a time-honored format.
For the Ohio State Fan:
- This is just a Google search of Ohio divorce lawyers.
For Everyone:
Our fine sponsors at Homefield Apparel are offering everyone 20% off sitewide with the promo code BLACKFRIDAY. It’s a damn good deal that you shouldn’t pass up.
The sale is for anyone under the sun, but they didn’t forget about little old us. The Good Brand — a brand better than we hooligans deserve — is offering subscribers a special promo code just for The Game. The deal is exclusive to Meet at Midfield, and friends, it’s goooooood.
If you want to join us in the poster’s pit, new subscribers can take a lifetime 25% off of a subscription to Meet at Midfield using code THEGAME. There’s no better time to swing by and say hello. You can take part in the posting and savings this holiday season.
